The Currency Wars And The International Race To The Bottom

Coins from all over the world

Do you all realize what is actually going on right now?  The global economy is in a conundrum. Seven years ago, the economies around the world fell off a cliff.  It caught many people off guard, but I can honestly say that I was not one of them.  I pulled my entire net worth out of the stock market in 2007 and was watching from the sidelines when this crash occurred.

We started to see a collapse of our entire economic system in 2008. Even some money market funds “broke the buck” and started to lose money.  The global economy was in full meltdown mode.  Most of the countries in the civilized world were already deeply in debt when this financial earthquake occurred. Asset prices started to sink into a deflationary spiral.  This economic catastrophe looked like it was going to be bigger than the Great Depression.  However, the immediate disaster was somehow averted.

The United States took the lead in this so-called “recovery”.  After passing an almost trillion-dollar stimulus passage, the United States Federal Reserve began to engage in repeated rounds of quantitative easing.  Many people refer to this activity as “money printing” which is actually a misnomer.  Extra money is not actually being printed.

The Federal Reserve creates a set amount of theoretical currency that it refers to as the “money supply”.  This is best classified by a term that the Federal Reserve calls “M2”.  In June of 2008, the United States money supply was just around 862 billion dollars.  By June of 2014, this amount had ballooned to just over 4 trillion!  Remember, this money was not actually printed onto paper currency… our government gradually proclaimed it into existence through quantitative easing.

Most people think that we now pay our bills by borrowing money from China.  For the most part, China stopped loaning the United States money a few years ago along with most other countries.  Each time the United States government runs out of money they will proceed to take out loans in the form of treasury bonds. Guess who is now the primary purchaser of these bonds?  You guessed it… The Federal Reserve!

Each time the Federal Reserve increases the money supply this gradually decreases the value of the U.S. Dollar. Now here comes the fun part.  All the countries around the globe will pick one stable currency to be the global reserve currency.  The reserve currency is held in large quantities by governments and large institutions as part of their foreign exchange reserves.  This currency is frequently used in international transactions and is often considered to be the world’s safe haven currency.  Guess whose currency is currently considered the entire planet’s global reserve currency?  The answer is the United States! Isn’t this hilarious?

As the United States gradually decreased the value of the global reserve currency, the value of other currencies around the globe started to rise.  This is a good thing for those countries, right?  WRONG!  Leaders of these other countries became concerned that if their currencies became too strong that this would drastically hurt their ability to export their own goods.  Their products would be too expensive on the global stage.  This could also negatively affect tourism.

One by one, these countries around the globe began to “peg” their currencies to other weak currencies like the U.S. Dollar and the Euro.  Japan and Switzerland joined in on the fun.  This started their own versions of quantitative easing in a competitive little game of currency limbo with each nation trying to see how low they could go.  Over time, when you compared the U.S. Dollar to other currencies, it didn’t look so bad.  The U.S. Dollar was doing an amazing job staying afloat in this global toilet bowl full of currency turds!  However, if you compared the U.S. Dollar to hard assets like gold, silver, and oil, its weakness was quite obvious.

But then what the hell happened?  The price of gold exploded to over 1700 dollars per ounce but then it started going back down.  Some of this downturn in gold was obviously due to the end of a fear trade as global markets stabilized and people felt confident to invest again.  A bigger reason for gold’s demise was due to the creation of a brand new asset bubble brought to you by the so-called brilliant economists at the Federal Reserve.

The Federal Reserve did not just start spending its pretend money on government debt.  Over the past few years, they have poured over a trillion extra dollars into mortgage-backed securities and “other assets”.  The Fed has basically been pouring new money into investment banking. What do investment banks do best?  If your answer was “drive the economy into the crapper”… that was an excellent guess but I was looking for “invest”.  Money started pouring into the stock market.  Individual investors started seeing the stock market rise as gold started to turn downward.  People wanted a piece of the action.  The Federal Reserve also intentionally drove down interest rates which indirectly “forced” more people into the stock market.

Investors continue to feel safe to keep pouring their own money into the stock market for as long as the Federal Reserve continues to expand the money supply.  In this upside-down economic environment, bad news usually makes the stock market go up and good economic news often makes the stock market go down.  The United States and the Federal Reserve have created a situation where the value of the U.S. Stock Market is falsely elevated while the value of gold is falsely depressed.

The big fear right now is inflation.  The Federal Reserve has fired all of their interventional bullets.  If inflation starts to go out of control, then the Fed will have no choice but to increase interest rates and to slow the rate of their quantitative easing.  If they stop creating money out of thin air then who will loan money to the United States?  We don’t have many good options left.  On top of all that, the only way our country can afford the debt we currently have is because interest rates have been held so low.  If interest rates rise even slightly, then our treasury debt that we eventually have to refinance will quickly become an overwhelming percentage of our federal budget.

Today we get a shocking announcement from Switzerland.  They have grown tired of this global economic shell game.  The Swiss have announced today that they are going to take their ball and go home.  After putting up with years of financial nonsense, Switzerland just told the world that they are done intentionally devaluing their currency along with everyone else just to fit in.  In one single day, the Swiss Franc is absolutely skyrocketing.  Switzerland has decided that they will no longer participate in our international “race to the bottom”.  Nobody knows for sure what will happen next… but you better get ready for a bumpy ride.

 

 

The Attack Of The Falling Gas Prices And The Secret War For Your Money

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Pop quiz, hot shot… What country is currently the largest oil producer in the world?  Saudi Arabia?  Russia, perhaps?  Oh, please… those guesses are so 2008.

The International Energy Agency announced in June of 2014 that the United States of America is currently the single biggest producer of both crude oil and natural gas in the world.  Oil extraction in the United States is now soaring at shale formations in places like North Dakota and Texas, ever since the recent development of the process of hydraulic fracturing of rocks using high-pressured liquid.  This process is more commonly referred to as “fracking”.

A few months ago, Saudi Arabia and their partners in OPEC decided to declare war on the United States.  They did not do this by wagging their fingers at the United States or by pounding their chests.  Saudi Arabia silently declared war on the United States through inaction.

Normally when oil prices start to fall, OPEC will cut back on oil production and prop these oil prices back up.  Much to everyone’s surprise, Saudi Arabia did nothing to intervene last year when oil prices started to plummet.  Saudi Arabia has intentionally flooded the global market with cheap oil over the past few months.

What the hell is Saudi Arabia thinking?  Their plan is actually quite solid and would actually make big corporations like Wal-Mart very proud.  The Saudi government is the big business bully in this global scenario.  They believe that they are positioned to absorb these self-inflicted financial losses over the long-term. Saudi Arabia has even built up massive foreign-exchange reserves to finance their deficits.  The Saudi Arabian government has declared a financial war with the private oil enterprise of the United States.  As with the case in any war, the ultimate goal of Saudi Arabia is to completely destroy the other side.

These recent actions of Saudi Arabia have already caused the entire Russian economy to implode.  It may only be a matter of time before private fracking companies in the United States go “belly up” due to these falling oil prices.  The last time oil prices fell this far and this fast was in 2008 when the entire United States economy went “belly up” as well.  Saudi Arabia plans to bring down everyone around them in an effort to eventually be the “last man standing”.  If they ever gain majority control over the oil market once again, you can bet that oil prices will quickly go back above $115 dollars per barrel.

Just remember, the next time you smile at the sight of the unbelievably low prices at your nearest gas pump… what you are really cheering for is a secret war initiated by Saudi Arabia to once again make the United States their oil-dependent little bitch.  I hope you enjoy your cheap gas for now… because it will come at an incredibly steep price.

 

 

 

Je Ne Suis Pas Baga (I Am Not Baga)

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The second deadliest terrorist attack in the past thirteen years has already occurred in the year 2015.  Was this the recent attack in Paris, France?  That would be a great guess based on all of the recent news reports.  However, that guess would be an incorrect one.

Over 2000 people were recently rounded up and slaughtered by Islamic militants in the town and surrounding area of Baga.  Where else can over 2000 innocent people be slaughtered and it barely even make the news?  Of course, we must be talking about the tribal areas of Africa.

This massacre was committed by the infamous Islamic terrorist group known as Boko Haram.  These are the same charming individuals who kidnapped the school girls last year and redirected them into sex slavery.

Have we now become so desensitized to terrorism that the murder of 2000 people barely even makes our news?  Perhaps these victims were not white enough to deserve our attention?  Why do we often treat the deaths of our African neighbors with the same level of concern that we would grant towards the unexpected death of some random barnyard animals?

These victims did not get any catchy slogans of support like “Je Suis Charle”.  They did not get any protest marches with millions of people coming out in a show of unity.  They hardly even got a mention on our network news broadcasts.

Perhaps the producers of the movie “Hotel Rwanda” can make a sequel about this recent mass killing a few years from now, so that we can once again spend a few hours feeling guilty while reminiscing about our past indifference.  I already have a recommended working title for this movie:  Je Ne Suis Pas Baga.

Harry Reid Progress Report

Harry Reid

Senator Harry Reid was just released from the hospital after sustaining a nasty injury at home earlier this week.  He reportedly broke multiple ribs and facial bones after his personal exercise equipment suddenly snapped which sent him flipping over and landing on his face.  At this point, all we can do is wish Senator Reid a full and speedy recovery… and pray that this incident was somehow captured on home video.

Winning Hearts And Minds

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A South Korean activist is planning to drop thousands of copies of the movie “The Interview” into North Korea via DVDs attached to helium balloons. North Korea has been telling their citizens for years that Americans are uncultured imbeciles who are a direct threat to their nation’s sovereignty. I suspect that showing them a Seth Rogen and James Franco flick which simulates the exploding of their leader’s skull will most certainly change some hearts and minds.

With Friends Like This… Who Needs Enemas?

Lizard Squad

Computer hackers known as the “Lizard Squad” came out today and stated that the only reason they hacked the Playstation Network and XBox Live gaming networks over the Christmas holiday was because they wanted to encourage these companies to spend more money on cyber security. This is like telling someone that the only reason you raped them was in order to encourage them to spend more money on pepper spray.

Simple Lesson For Kim Jong Un

Kim Jong Un

North Korea just lost it’s entire internet access for a second day. The message to Kim Jong Un is a simple one: Al Gore giveth and Al Gore taketh away.

Pushing Our Economy To The Brink

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How DARE a small group of representatives in Congress go against President Obama and engage in brinkmanship with our economy in order to push their own agenda? What a bunch of small minded petty racists! Oh wait… it’s the Democrats doing it this time? Nothing to see here. Please just move along…

Rebellion Squared

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It would appear that the United States if facing a rebellion from “teabaggers” at the same time that the United Kingdom is facing a rebellion from “bagpipers”.

Clinton vs Shoe

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So apparently someone threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton yesterday while she was giving a speech? Maybe this individual had just noticed this shoe was uncomfortable and simply chose to dispose of the shoe at an inopportune time. Perhaps this person had just seen Katy Perry’s recent music video with anti-Islamic imagery and had become upset. Who knows? Maybe, this individual was annoyed at the gross incompetence displayed by Hillary Clinton’s State Department leading up to the attack of our ambassador in Benghazi. With all due respect, at this point… WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE?