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He Stopped Smoking Them Today

I dedicate my new song to everyone who has ever struggled to drop a nasty habit.

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Dr. Michael Guyer graduated from Hendrix College with a degree in chemistry and then obtained a medical degree from the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences. He is now a software developer for Apple Computer. He has formal computer programming training in C++, Objective C, Visual Basic, Java, HTML, and Swift. View all posts by Michael Guyer

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