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Describing Donald

I now present to the world my country music video, “Describing Donald.” I hope you all appreciate my skilled guitar playing and not just my singing. Oh yeah, I almost forgot… just one more thing. Vote Gary Johnson in 2016.

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Michael Guyer

Dr. Michael Guyer graduated from Hendrix College with a degree in chemistry and then obtained a medical degree from the University of Arkansas for Medical Sciences. He is now a software developer for Apple Computer. He has formal computer programming training in C++, Objective C, Visual Basic, Java, HTML, and Swift. View all posts by Michael Guyer

Posted on August 29, 2016Author Michael GuyerCategories Funny, Multimedia, Political

One thought on “Describing Donald”

Judy Snively says:

August 30, 2016 at 8:15 pm

You are a HOOT! Love-Love your sense of humor……..And hey, fine
singin’ & guitar pickin’ there also!

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