1) I will start referring to resolutions as revolutions just to annoy the crap out of people.
2) I am going to try to exercise less and get just a little bit fatter.
3) I plan to use the word “plethora” at least three times per day.
4) I will stop at least one crime with my new double bladed Batarang that I just received for Christmas… preferably jaywalking.
5) I will stop rooting for sports teams that do not root for me in return.
6) I will finally admit publicly that I am hooked on phonics and enter rehab.
7) I will eat a plethora of pecans.
8) I will try to not be so hard on myself when I immediately forget all of my new year’s resolutions. Damn it, I meant to say revolutions. I am such a loser…
9) I will try to make time in my life for more cowbell.
10) I will start going to church every Sunday… and by “church” I mean “Church’s Fried Chicken”.
Have a Happy New Year everybody!
I am a revolution-ist too!!! I just get sick when I go around 10 times. I stumble all over the place. 🙂